About me

After considerable thought and much research, I decided to do away with the mundane, boring aspects of life, and instead of telling you all who I am, I’m going to be a princess…

I was born in a beautiful castle, in the middle of a desolate land, to a hopeful King, and a wicked witch. When the wicked witch was vanquished, a Dragon took her place, and I’ve spent most of my life travelling to far off kingdom from far off kingdom, avoiding suitors, and knights and Beefeaters in silly hats, waving tassled Halberds…

Then I happened upon a far off Kingdom, of colourful flowers and breweries, populated by giants and made it my home. I have my own giant, who grows flowers and provides sustenance from breweries, and we will live happily ever after… or else.!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.!

I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too.!

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  1. After considerable thought and much research, I decided to do away with the mundane, boring aspects of life, and instead of telling you all who I am, I’m going to be a princess… <— Hell yeah! Screw the mundane! Imagination is the muscle of the soul 😉

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